November 2010
If I was a guy for a day.
emikopillar:
I would:
Masturbate
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
Grow a mustache.
^ Shave my face.
When really fucking cute guys have ugly...
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Periods
lacedupkhayla:
Go to the bathroom
Blood stain on your underwear
Hell breaks lose
Get your tampon/pad
And for the next week
And then all of a sudden some guy wants to be lovely with you
And you have cramps
And while everyones like “LOL hahaha LMFAO ROFL” youre just like
And all you want to do is
Until its gone
